Disney, We Love You. But PLEASE Stop Doing These 5 UNHINGED Things

Listen, Disney World can be both the best and absolute worst.

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The food, rides, entertainment, and level of immersion are just second to none, but that doesn’t mean Disney’s knocking it out of the park with everything they do. We figured it was time to address some of the unhinged things we’re begging Disney to stop doing in 2024.

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Festival Date Fiascos

Hey Disney, do you remember the Flower and Garden Festival? The one you shrunk just a month before it started, throwing everyone’s meticulously planned springtime trips into disarray?

Flower and Garden Festival topiaries

And don’t even get us started on the NEVER-ENDING saga of festival dates announced later and later and later. That leaves us scrambling to adjust vacations and budgets. Disney, we adore your festivals, but this announcement game needs a serious overhaul.

We’ve got the MENUS for the 2024 Flower & Garden Festival right here!

Early Holiday Madness

Look, we know Halloween is practically a national holiday at this point and we’re all for getting our spook on, but starting fall festivities in August? That’s like putting up Christmas lights before Halloween.

Fall in Disney World

How about we keep the seasons right where they belong and not skip straight from sunscreen to pumpkin spice, alright?

When will tickets go on sale for the 2024 Halloween Party? We’re making an education guess!

Teasing Updates Forever

Don’t you just love the joy of a HUGE Disney announcement followed by… years of crumbs?? Disney, I mean, we’re all for anticipation, but can we please have some actual updates once in a while?

Opening soon!

We get it, good things take time, but the anticipation is killing us. It’s like waiting for your favorite show to drop a new season, only to get a trailer once every six months.

Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is opening early, though!

The Opening Date Debacles

Speaking of Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, we’ve got a pretty good feeling that we’ve heard more “opening soon” announcements than actual ride details at this point.

“Coming Summer 2024!”

Disney, any chance we can please, pretty please get a clear and concise opening date that doesn’t involve nine different press releases and a decoder ring? Our patience, and park passes, are starting to feel pretty thin.

What comes after the drop in Tiana’s Bayou Adventure? We’re sharing a clue!

The News Avalanche

Disney, we really appreciate being in the loop, but dropping a bazillion announcements at once and then ghosting us for weeks?

Magic Kingdom

How about changing things up by spacing the news out a bit, and letting us savor each announcement instead of bombarding us with a news frenzy.

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Those are just a couple of the things we’re hoping Disney will stop doing this year. In the meantime, stay tuned to DFB as we bring you the latest from Disney World in 2024!

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